what would you do?

well today, as usual i was on my way back in the jam packed train.
as i got into the train from the setia jaya station i heard some gals voice speaking in a very strong american accent.i tot there were two of them as i couldnt see them properly.
but then, after a while, i managed move a little back and finally got a clear view of the speaker.
actually there was onli 1 gal...speaking on her mobile.
the following was the bits and pieces of the conversation tat i heard while i was in the train....so pls read on..;)

"..tat freaking bastard looks like a bitch..how dare he insult me?who he thinks he is?
ever since i came to this freaking place..i'm seeing more n more bitches every day.my whole office is filled with ###(she mentioned a particular race here)..pigs.the people here are stupid..so goddam fuc*ing stupid..and how dare these freaking idiots talk to me tat way.they are not even fit to lick my dogs ass.
i just dont understand how i ended up in this retarded country..full of pollution everywhere and all the freaking fuc*ed up people everywhere around me.im disgusted. i cant even move from one place to another without feeling sick.the train, the taxi..everything is fuc*ed up. some of my colleagues came all the way from Canada and Australia. I just dont understand why on earth they leave their beautiful and peaceful country to end up in this freaking n fuc*ed up country. ....the food he is equivalent to shit....all their food is marinated with sugar and fat...and tats why all the people here look like pigs. and they still eat all the time even when they look like retarded pigs...i just cant stand this place anymore...i shouldn't hav left london at the first place...bla bla bla...."

and so the conversation went on...even when i left the train, she was still talking..and tat was like 20minutes later..i guess she really has a lot of wonderful stuff to say abt the country she ended up in..isnt it?...poor gal...she must hav had a bad day...;)

and yes...what i've written here is 100% true...and i guess u must be wondering how the people around was reacting.
well..most of them were listening of course..just like me...and some looked very furious..anytime ready to explode.
especially the chinese aunty sitting beside her..i could see her face getting very red..probably getting hot..and the best part is..tis gal didnt seem to bother if were listening as she didnt take any trouble to reduce her tone watsoever...or maybe she really wanted us to hear how miserable we are..ending up in a retarded country..and being pigs u see.

so wat d'ya think?
well if u ask me...the answer is very simple.
u dont need an expert to tell who's the retarded one...;)
at least we had the courtesy giv her some respect and not whack her and throw her out of the moving train(im sure some of the uncles there wanted to do tat).
and i dont think anyone would hav minded if she got stuck in the train wheels also...;)
or maybe someone did actually do tat after i left the train..i wouldn't hav known...hehe..i guess we'll just hav to catch up the great news in the newspapers tomorrow.

and yeah..by the way...this retarded bitch is an asian who must hav settled down in US.
so i guess the phrase..."makhluk lupa daratan"...fits her very well..;)

dreams...

sometimes it makes me wonder..do dreams really mean something?
are they actually supposed to be giving us some signs or warnings on something that is going to happen which we havent got a clue yet?

2 days back..early morning, just before i woke up...i had 2 very wierd dreams..back to back with the same agenda.
it was something to do with..

fire

well it was like this...
first...i dreamt i was in my office with some of my colleagues(dunno who adi)...we were staying back late to finish some work and suddenly my big boss came running in into the office with a panic expression on his face asking us to run away..he said.."The building is on FIRE!..run run.."
i could see smoke coming in thru the door gaps below..
but strangely..i just stared at him..then turning back to my pc...i said..
"i'm not running anywhere...i've got a lot of reports to finish..so u guys can go ahead..leave me alone please"
(goshhh..i never knew i was so dedicated to my work..way to go ash!..u'll be getting increment soon)
and as expected...i just continued my work..and then the dream ended..just like tat..

after a while...i had another one..
i was still at my workplace..but this time i was outside the building and it was at nite..sitting alone on a bench nearby the building..i was just staring at all the people around me...the situation was chaotic..everyone was running here n there and i think there was an ambulance nearby...i could hear the siren.
apparently..the building was on fire...so every1 was trying to rescue the people who were still trapped inside.
and there i was..watching the whole scene like as if it was some sort of movie.
then suddenly a medical team guy approached me(i guess he realized tat i was the onli one seemed to be very free there)..and asked me whether i could drive him to the nearby hospital..
he said he wanted me to drive a very seriously injured guy to the hospital as the ambulance was full.
at first i wanted to refuse..b'coz the tot of placing someone burnt at the backseat of my car seemed to give me some kinda fear..but after the medical guy gav me tat are-you-going-to-giv-me-a-lift-or-not and some lenghty lecture on being human(yes..i remember him sitting beside me on the bench and started telling me abt lending a helping hand when ppl need it)..i finally agreed..
so i walked with him to where the burnt guy was..and the moment i reached..another medical guy came n spoke to the guy who approached me and then they told me..
"mmm...well..i guess u dont hav to worry abt ur car now..the person is already dead..thanks for the help anyway"..and true enuff..i saw a body covered with plain white cloth on a stretcher.
i was shocked..i just looked at the body and strangely i was suddenly so curious to see how the body under the white sheet would look like..
i forwarded to lift up the white cloth to see who's tat....

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....i was looking at a familiar face...

Mom : "Wake Up!....its already 6.45am!!!and..y u looking so shocked?having a bad dream..?"
Me : "ermmm..*shakes head*.."
and i tried to close my eyes quickly again..to see if i could get back to the dream..(tis shows how dumb Mr.Ash can get sometimes)

so i guess tat was it...everytime it happens..doesnt it?
the moment u tend to get into the most interesting part of the dream..*blink..blink*..
there u are..staring at ur room...:(

feeling dissapointed..i finally woke up..got ready for work..the same time the corner of my brain silently wondering if this "fire" dream actually meant something..since i never had a same topic dream back to back before...and moreover..the scene abt medical team seemed to be so real..

hoping to finally prove tat tis dream had actually something behind it...i waited..

and so did the day pass...with nothing fire-ry about it..;)

so i guess probably it was just another dream eh?back to back or not..it doesnt make a difference..but then again i just realized tat sometimes, the character who u think is urself in the dream..sometimes is less like u..for instance in thesw 2 diff dreams..the character who was supposed to be me..wasnt like me at all..i'll tell u which part..

1. the part where i refused to leave the office just to finish my reports..(puh-leaasee..i'm not tat dedicated to my work okay..)
2. the part where i was getting lectured for being inhuman..(i wouldn't hav been sitting on the bench at the first place..i would hav been with the crowd.trying to offer as much help as i can)

heh...so i guess dreams are just meant to be like tat..cant do much abt it even if u want..isnt it?

however i do hav some interesting topics related to "dreams" tat actually happened before..heh..well i shall try to write about them soon...
till then...keep dreaming..;)

mask...

i guess now mask has become an item of great demand.i've noticed tat compared to years before...this year this time..many people are begining to wear the mask.as to protect themselves from the dear haze.well..its kinda a good thing u see..every1 seems to be getting so health conscious n everything...


as for me..i just cant help myself to wear the mask..i just dont know y. just hate doing wierd things tat can attract attention in public.
u know..im the kind who'd rather get wet in the rain than carrying an umbrella..:D
yea..i know wat ur thinking..
i must be ridiculous..stupid...my mom always tells me tat..;)
but i just cant help it..umbrella gives me the auntie-like feeling..:P

err..ok..enuff of my diversion..lets get back to the mask story.

when we are outside..wearing the mask is acceptable...
but in a air-cond area...im asking ..do u still wear a mask?
lets say in the train..(yes the train again)..do u still wear a mask once u r inside?

hmm..if yes is the answer...then tats kinda strange for me..i really cant see the logic there..
well..maybe the person wearing it might hav had some other solid reasons for wearing it u know...probably to avoid her neighbour's bad breath or sweat smell or somethin..its after work u see..every1 is so "nice-smelling"..so i really cant blame her if she finally found way to breathe in fresh air after work..

B U T then again..i saw this lady..wearing a mask n eating a "Cloud 9" chocolate..

aisay man...i was like...c'mon la..gimme a break...isnt this a bit too much?
y on earth she has to torture herself to this extend?
got any competition goin on ar..like who's spotted in the train with a cloud 9 & with a mask can get a sample piece of Cloud 9 for free..:P
...hmm..mebbe there is..who knows
or probably she's trying to create awareness to the public about how important is the M A S K!
even u eat..u must wear it!

yea lady..i understand u..just dont accidently bite the mask ok?
then u'll be eating the clogged smoke on the mask...then all ur attempt to save urself would be wasted..


hahha..i might sound like mr.kepohchi here..bothering abt how ppl eat with a mask..but then i just couldnt help it..tat thing was really interesting u see..haha..after all wats a blog for eh?

ok...lets talk about them...

well...by now i guess you guys would have known that i'm a big "fan" of the KTM train service.
heh..anyway i guess when u take public transport, u tend to get a little insight on the behaviour of people around you. watching them doing things sometimes make you realize.."she/he does THAT too??"
haha..this is the time when u begin to realize that sometimes its not you alone who have this kind of wierd habbit.many people around you tend to do the same..for instance..
sometimes i do tend to doze off on my seat whenever im a bit too tired..only to realize when i wake up that my mouth is hanging open....aduii..tats really really embarrasing for me..i'm not really fond of letting ppl see my unique postures when i'm sleeping..especially when my mouth is hanging open like this...arggghh..i wonder if anything went into my mouth or not!
ahha..anyway..to my relieve..i hav seen many people's mouth hanging like mine when they sleep..hahah..so at least i know im not the only one doing this kind of scene in public!

ok well..lets get to the main agenda here.
these few weeks of observation...

i just begin to realize tat women are very very competitive by nature.even to the extend of who can get into the lift first also seems to be provoking a sense of competitiveness in them
YES..you heard me right..THE LIFT..
yesterday i was trying to get into the almost full lift..so i was like the last one left outside..and i was trying to make my way in. and out of nowhere..suddenly this aunty came from behind me and just pushed me off with her elbow...and tried to make her way in.
"ouchhh...aunty...what the..!#@!#@!@..."
and then she got in n the door closed..i just stood there..cursing under my breath...now i hav to wait for the next lift.
i mean..she's so well dressed n everything..but dunno y the attitude like this.
if u ask me...i think a guy would hav not done this...or at least i think maybe he wont..

ok..tats the lift..
and now the same thing happened to me when i was trying to get into the train.
as the train at 6.30pm would be jam packed..its always hard to get a space to move in when the train stops at my station.but some how we'll try to squeeeeeeeze in...
the problem is...we gentlemen.."ehem"...would always try not to push the ladies when we get in..i mean try not to accidently touch them la..then they think we gatal pulak..like as if we're dying to rub our hands on them...ahhahaha
but then..when the guys behave so decently.."ehem"(again)..the ladies would tend to behave like i-dunno-wat-to-say..
they would just push the guys out of the way..and put their hands all over the place so tat we cant get thru them.sometimes they would just walk tru the crowd n they know the guys would try to avoid them.so they take this as an advantage to cut the queue and jump in front!
its really frustrating u know..this thing seems to be happenin all the time!
i've never seen the guys doing this..except occasionaly some jungle man would turn up.but that is just once in a while.
but ladies do it ALL THE TIME!
tats just not fair!

and worst still sometimes the train would be shaking like mad..(thanks for the wonderful driver and the "excellent" railway track we hav)..and we would tend to sway in the train..coz sometimes we dont get a place to evern hold to balance ourselves.
so of course la sometimes we tend to accidently touch the ladies...and it did happen to me.
but i didnt do it on purpose!
and u know what i got from the lady?
she stared back at me like as if im some sort womanizer and she tried to move away...

HELLOOO...look who's STARINg!
this was the lady who was busy pushing away all the guys purposely just now and putting her hands on us in her hast of getting into the train..we didnt stare at her back!
but now when we do it accidently..tats wrong isnt it?

grrrr...yea rite..i know y....
their body parts are precious as gems while the guys are just made of rock n sand...

ahhah..anyway..but i'm not saying all the ladies are like this.
if they were to just say the magic word "excuse me"..i dont mind letting them go..and i can even wait for the next train(if its a cute gal who said this)....hahahha..
its just that i cannot digest when ladies behave so violent like this...
hahha...
or maybe i guess im just frustrated...day in day out this thing happening makes me wanna release it somewhere..haha..n my blog seems to be the best place for me to do it.;)