ok...lets talk about them...
well...by now i guess you guys would have known that i'm a big "fan" of the KTM train service.
heh..anyway i guess when u take public transport, u tend to get a little insight on the behaviour of people around you. watching them doing things sometimes make you realize.."she/he does THAT too??"
haha..this is the time when u begin to realize that sometimes its not you alone who have this kind of wierd habbit.many people around you tend to do the same..for instance..
sometimes i do tend to doze off on my seat whenever im a bit too tired..only to realize when i wake up that my mouth is hanging open....aduii..tats really really embarrasing for me..i'm not really fond of letting ppl see my unique postures when i'm sleeping..especially when my mouth is hanging open like this...arggghh..i wonder if anything went into my mouth or not!
ahha..anyway..to my relieve..i hav seen many people's mouth hanging like mine when they sleep..hahah..so at least i know im not the only one doing this kind of scene in public!
ok well..lets get to the main agenda here.
these few weeks of observation...
i just begin to realize tat women are very very competitive by nature.even to the extend of who can get into the lift first also seems to be provoking a sense of competitiveness in them
YES..you heard me right..THE LIFT..
yesterday i was trying to get into the almost full lift..so i was like the last one left outside..and i was trying to make my way in. and out of nowhere..suddenly this aunty came from behind me and just pushed me off with her elbow...and tried to make her way in.
"ouchhh...aunty...what the..!#@!#@!@..."
and then she got in n the door closed..i just stood there..cursing under my breath...now i hav to wait for the next lift.
i mean..she's so well dressed n everything..but dunno y the attitude like this.
if u ask me...i think a guy would hav not done this...or at least i think maybe he wont..
ok..tats the lift..
and now the same thing happened to me when i was trying to get into the train.
as the train at 6.30pm would be jam packed..its always hard to get a space to move in when the train stops at my station.but some how we'll try to squeeeeeeeze in...
the problem is...we gentlemen.."ehem"...would always try not to push the ladies when we get in..i mean try not to accidently touch them la..then they think we gatal pulak..like as if we're dying to rub our hands on them...ahhahaha
but then..when the guys behave so decently.."ehem"(again)..the ladies would tend to behave like i-dunno-wat-to-say..
they would just push the guys out of the way..and put their hands all over the place so tat we cant get thru them.sometimes they would just walk tru the crowd n they know the guys would try to avoid them.so they take this as an advantage to cut the queue and jump in front!
its really frustrating u know..this thing seems to be happenin all the time!
i've never seen the guys doing this..except occasionaly some jungle man would turn up.but that is just once in a while.
but ladies do it ALL THE TIME!
tats just not fair!
and worst still sometimes the train would be shaking like mad..(thanks for the wonderful driver and the "excellent" railway track we hav)..and we would tend to sway in the train..coz sometimes we dont get a place to evern hold to balance ourselves.
so of course la sometimes we tend to accidently touch the ladies...and it did happen to me.
but i didnt do it on purpose!
and u know what i got from the lady?
she stared back at me like as if im some sort womanizer and she tried to move away...
HELLOOO...look who's STARINg!
this was the lady who was busy pushing away all the guys purposely just now and putting her hands on us in her hast of getting into the train..we didnt stare at her back!
but now when we do it accidently..tats wrong isnt it?
grrrr...yea rite..i know y....
their body parts are precious as gems while the guys are just made of rock n sand...
ahhah..anyway..but i'm not saying all the ladies are like this.
if they were to just say the magic word "excuse me"..i dont mind letting them go..and i can even wait for the next train(if its a cute gal who said this)....hahahha..
its just that i cannot digest when ladies behave so violent like this...
hahha...
or maybe i guess im just frustrated...day in day out this thing happening makes me wanna release it somewhere..haha..n my blog seems to be the best place for me to do it.;)
heh..anyway i guess when u take public transport, u tend to get a little insight on the behaviour of people around you. watching them doing things sometimes make you realize.."she/he does THAT too??"
haha..this is the time when u begin to realize that sometimes its not you alone who have this kind of wierd habbit.many people around you tend to do the same..for instance..
sometimes i do tend to doze off on my seat whenever im a bit too tired..only to realize when i wake up that my mouth is hanging open....aduii..tats really really embarrasing for me..i'm not really fond of letting ppl see my unique postures when i'm sleeping..especially when my mouth is hanging open like this...arggghh..i wonder if anything went into my mouth or not!
ahha..anyway..to my relieve..i hav seen many people's mouth hanging like mine when they sleep..hahah..so at least i know im not the only one doing this kind of scene in public!
ok well..lets get to the main agenda here.
these few weeks of observation...
i just begin to realize tat women are very very competitive by nature.even to the extend of who can get into the lift first also seems to be provoking a sense of competitiveness in them
YES..you heard me right..THE LIFT..
yesterday i was trying to get into the almost full lift..so i was like the last one left outside..and i was trying to make my way in. and out of nowhere..suddenly this aunty came from behind me and just pushed me off with her elbow...and tried to make her way in.
"ouchhh...aunty...what the..!#@!#@!@..."
and then she got in n the door closed..i just stood there..cursing under my breath...now i hav to wait for the next lift.
i mean..she's so well dressed n everything..but dunno y the attitude like this.
if u ask me...i think a guy would hav not done this...or at least i think maybe he wont..
ok..tats the lift..
and now the same thing happened to me when i was trying to get into the train.
as the train at 6.30pm would be jam packed..its always hard to get a space to move in when the train stops at my station.but some how we'll try to squeeeeeeeze in...
the problem is...we gentlemen.."ehem"...would always try not to push the ladies when we get in..i mean try not to accidently touch them la..then they think we gatal pulak..like as if we're dying to rub our hands on them...ahhahaha
but then..when the guys behave so decently.."ehem"(again)..the ladies would tend to behave like i-dunno-wat-to-say..
they would just push the guys out of the way..and put their hands all over the place so tat we cant get thru them.sometimes they would just walk tru the crowd n they know the guys would try to avoid them.so they take this as an advantage to cut the queue and jump in front!
its really frustrating u know..this thing seems to be happenin all the time!
i've never seen the guys doing this..except occasionaly some jungle man would turn up.but that is just once in a while.
but ladies do it ALL THE TIME!
tats just not fair!
and worst still sometimes the train would be shaking like mad..(thanks for the wonderful driver and the "excellent" railway track we hav)..and we would tend to sway in the train..coz sometimes we dont get a place to evern hold to balance ourselves.
so of course la sometimes we tend to accidently touch the ladies...and it did happen to me.
but i didnt do it on purpose!
and u know what i got from the lady?
she stared back at me like as if im some sort womanizer and she tried to move away...
HELLOOO...look who's STARINg!
this was the lady who was busy pushing away all the guys purposely just now and putting her hands on us in her hast of getting into the train..we didnt stare at her back!
but now when we do it accidently..tats wrong isnt it?
grrrr...yea rite..i know y....
their body parts are precious as gems while the guys are just made of rock n sand...
ahhah..anyway..but i'm not saying all the ladies are like this.
if they were to just say the magic word "excuse me"..i dont mind letting them go..and i can even wait for the next train(if its a cute gal who said this)....hahahha..
its just that i cannot digest when ladies behave so violent like this...
hahha...
or maybe i guess im just frustrated...day in day out this thing happening makes me wanna release it somewhere..haha..n my blog seems to be the best place for me to do it.;)
posted by ashes at 8:29 AM
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*their body parts are precious as gems while the guys are just made of rock n sand...*
Haha, this is hilarious! Can't help laughing when I read this la..I tell u what la, its durian season right, after u eat durian just hang the skins on your shoulders as armor, then they wont dare to touch you adi...hehe
hahah..chun eng..playing safe eh?
hahah.yea wy pun...i'll look like the durian man!the first thing i'll do is poke all the ladies who pushed me!ahhahahh..:P
actually i got the idea from the Mr kiasu comic. Mr kiasu did that so that the other shoppers would get out of his way during the mega sales
LOL! Actually, there was a time on the bus, first yr apiit at dh, i was seating down, and the guy was standing in front of me. My knee was placed at a very strategic place and when the driver slammed on the brakes, he tried hard to avoid my knee. Not so much because of *their body parts are precious as gems while the guys are just made of rock n sand...* He was trying to protect his family jewel. Soft jewel. AHAHAH! I tried really hard not to laugh out loud!
lol who on earth want to sqeeze with fat lady or aunty? If the whole KTM is full of young pretty ladies, I dont see a reason why a guy should avoid the girls "willing to" *ahem.....
ahhah...where got all pretty gals la billy...aisay..all the pretty gals take LRT i think.here all got impatients aunties only!
i seem to be missing the chun ones here..if not sure i wont complain one!
hahah..aiyo Steffi..u puprposely placed ur knee there!u wanna test him ar!!hahaha...
luckily he managed
to avoid the crash of his..err..his most precious "stones"...:P
Looks like both guys n gals oso got gems on their bodies, hahaha
haha..but seems like the guys gems are not so "precious" eh?
ppl simply putting knees to test them...hahahha..
need to do more promotion campaign i think..to promote the greatnest of it!!!hahahha...
Wag, greatness of the gems? You promote your own la..what u think u can say about it?
ahhahaahhaha..aiyooo..wy pun..i need members to join my campaign..kenot handle alone..too "precioussss"..ahhahhaha
Yea, but its ur campaign, so u r gonna be the president right? You should come out with the mission, vision, goal..
hahha...alamak..suddenly i become the president pulak!...hahha..if i start something like tis i think surely no more ladies would bang me in the train..hahha..all running away!!must be thinking i'm some sort of freak or something..ahhah..
Yea, president of precious gems society... A different type of gems, haha
first time launch, ppl sure think its for the rich ppl only..coz dealing with gems!hahaha...
lol....here is the place for comments...not discussion
so you 2 better go somewhere else with you campaigns
Heh, it's ok, it's interesting to see. Mebbe Prakash should set up a forum for his campaign and the slogan should be "My Preciousssssss" :D I'll be your supporter Prakash, if you let me be the tester :D
...because of pun, I have to clarify that the tool used to test will the guys' precious stone will be my knee ^-^
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So hentai la steffi, wanna find chance to *ahem guys jewals with her knee...all males beware
wow! all kind of comments here! U all must know our Malaysian "Kia Su"(afraid to lose) attitute, haha!That's y u all can c mostly r lady or aunty sqeeze into lift or train....they learned from experience (Age), haha!
haha..i wonder how Sefii is gonna do her testing...sitting down position like in the bus or u prefer standing up n giving it a kick..lol
heyy..wit a minute i tot this campaign was supposed to be to create awareness of the "preciousss"..
how come some1's planning to use knees here..:D
Quality assurance? ahahahaaaaaaaa
AAHAHAHAHA! Steffi is QA Manager! Who wanna be my first vict...I mean test subject...
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