Terjun la...terjun...
last friday my friend said she wanted to meet me after work coz she had something to discuss.
i said fine and i told her to meet me at the train station (wat a lame place to suggest)...
but this was becoz she too takes the train back and it would be easier to meet along the way...as it was just for a short discussion.
so she told me tat she would be here around 6.30pm to 7pm and asked me to wait...i said ok.
but unfortunately she got delayed and reached here around 7.30pm..
and the moment i was abt to leave the office..my boss suddenly asked me to do somethin for him..and i had to comply..not tat i hav much choice.
finally around 8 i left the office.
quickly rushed to the station as it was already so dark and i din want to keep my gal-fren waiting so long.
as i was approaching the dark platform...i saw my fren standing just a few feet away from me.the place was so dark...but i knew it was her..judging from the body size and the way she was standing.
so as i was approaching her...i smiled at her and waved. i kept using some sign language to tell her "wat are u doing standing soo close to the railway track for?" (she was standing at the end of the platform...one more step...and she would be on the railway track)
but apparently for some reason....she didnt get wat i was trying to say...as she looked at me and then looked back down.
so when i was like 4 feet away from her...i shouted loudly...."WOEIII...u want to commit suicide ar???Terjun la la..Terjun..see if u can do it..."..and i continued to smile at her..like a donkey.
finally i reached her..and again....i was abt to use my both hands to try push her into the railyway track...just to play play onli...
i raised my hand....
AND TO MY HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she was not my fren AT ALL!!
OMGGGGG..i stood there...staring at her..STILL SMILING!!!...
and she looked at me.........
i almost wanted to sink into the platform...arghhhh...!
THANK GOD...that this girl was listening to music with her headphones on....and i prayed silently that she did not hear 1 WORD i said to her!
but she was like kinda shocked to see me walking directly to her and smiling...she tot i was trying to touch her or something......
aduiiiiiiii...i really didnt know wat to do for a second...
i quickly turned to the other side and pretended to be smiling n waving to dunno-which clown at the opposite platform...
arghhhhhh...
i quickly continued walking further uppppp...FAR FAR away..from this gal..before she reports to the KTM guys tat somebody is trying to rape her at the dark platform!
man...i kenot imagine if she started screaming or something!
OR WORST still.....i suddenly put my hand behind her back and push her...!!!OMG OMG...
dunno where to hide my face adi....
i said fine and i told her to meet me at the train station (wat a lame place to suggest)...
but this was becoz she too takes the train back and it would be easier to meet along the way...as it was just for a short discussion.
so she told me tat she would be here around 6.30pm to 7pm and asked me to wait...i said ok.
but unfortunately she got delayed and reached here around 7.30pm..
and the moment i was abt to leave the office..my boss suddenly asked me to do somethin for him..and i had to comply..not tat i hav much choice.
finally around 8 i left the office.
quickly rushed to the station as it was already so dark and i din want to keep my gal-fren waiting so long.
as i was approaching the dark platform...i saw my fren standing just a few feet away from me.the place was so dark...but i knew it was her..judging from the body size and the way she was standing.
so as i was approaching her...i smiled at her and waved. i kept using some sign language to tell her "wat are u doing standing soo close to the railway track for?" (she was standing at the end of the platform...one more step...and she would be on the railway track)
but apparently for some reason....she didnt get wat i was trying to say...as she looked at me and then looked back down.
so when i was like 4 feet away from her...i shouted loudly...."WOEIII...u want to commit suicide ar???Terjun la la..Terjun..see if u can do it..."..and i continued to smile at her..like a donkey.
finally i reached her..and again....i was abt to use my both hands to try push her into the railyway track...just to play play onli...
i raised my hand....
AND TO MY HORROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
she was not my fren AT ALL!!
OMGGGGG..i stood there...staring at her..STILL SMILING!!!...
and she looked at me.........
i almost wanted to sink into the platform...arghhhh...!
THANK GOD...that this girl was listening to music with her headphones on....and i prayed silently that she did not hear 1 WORD i said to her!
but she was like kinda shocked to see me walking directly to her and smiling...she tot i was trying to touch her or something......
aduiiiiiiii...i really didnt know wat to do for a second...
i quickly turned to the other side and pretended to be smiling n waving to dunno-which clown at the opposite platform...
arghhhhhh...
i quickly continued walking further uppppp...FAR FAR away..from this gal..before she reports to the KTM guys tat somebody is trying to rape her at the dark platform!
man...i kenot imagine if she started screaming or something!
OR WORST still.....i suddenly put my hand behind her back and push her...!!!OMG OMG...
dunno where to hide my face adi....
posted by ashes at 5:52 AM
13 Comments:
You know ash.. I cant belive you pretended to wave at someone else..thats just.... like something from a comedy...AHAHAHHAHA
AHAHAHA...aiyoo..pun
really dunno where to hide my face adi la!seriously!the gal looked so like terkejut+scared!
hahaha............if got a gal sudden push me behind, i also will get TERKEJUT la.........
true true...u still can pretend to be smilling n waving to another side...
i wonder later tat girl also will post a blog to her blogger, and she meet a stranger who was so.....scared to her...n then some more keep smilling and waving to no one.....o....
<---can't speak. Too busy laughing her head off...
YS: yea, u know..sounds like a mentally disturbed fella la..1st comes towards her with arms outstreched...then suddenly start talking to no one...... poor gal la..what an experience for her
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AIYA ash, thinking someone else as ur fren always happen la. But u did more than juz calling out at her. LOL LOL...
Lucky she was listening to music, else she might charge wif attempted murder and threatening to kill her. HAHAHA...
man, Krakash, this is the best joke ever lar...
better than Pun's email jokes
perhaps you should consider becoming a comedian, a comedy script writer or comedy novels or anything related to comedies lar.
YS : haha...i really really realllly hope i dun meet this gal EVER AGAIN at the train station!
Steff : laugh steffi laugh...just dun ever make this mistake!hahahah...
Pun : im not metally disturbed OKAY!...:P
Philip : I really hope the music was loud enuff!but i think she sure got some clue abt wat i was saying...arghhhh...WHY DID I HAV TO SHOUT!
Eng : hahahha...i did tat by accident ok!i din plan for tat comedy scene at all!!!
ahahhaha...onli i know how embarrasing it was at tat time!
lol, Ash, you can write a comical life experience of yours
you can be a best-seller
I'll be one of your fans
Yea ash..prepare your novel...hahaha. We are your fan club
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! ROFLMAO! *cries*
maybe tat time that girl's mp3 player out of battery...
when she wanna to take the ear phone off, then suddenly heard someone like calling her.....
then Ash appeared...tat girl not dare to take the ear phone off although it is out of battery.
Girl was thinking how to handle this situation while a stranger just come to push her...
feel wanna to scream..but afraid tat stranger really push her down to the railway....wat to do? wat to do? tat girl's heartbeat is almost 120 beat per minutes...
huh....luckily tat fellow leave away by himself and looking for another target......wonder who will be so unluckily to be targetted....
ahhaha...novel ar?
aisay..u guys making me sound like a clown adi la!
wahh..YS..i think u can start a novel adi la!
the intro itself so hebat adi...ahhaha.....!
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