Wednesday, August 15, 2007

flush the toilet!!!

i reached my office n as usual the door wasnt open yet..so i tot of going to the toilet first to pee.There was just one cubicle left, so i got in..n i found out tat some asshole left his shit there for us to admire.

it looked so wonderful..with a little bit of garnishing all around..must surely be so tasty..how thoughtful of him to leave us with such a wonderful dish..really he has a big heart..

IT WAS DAMN DISGUSTINGGGGGGG!!!!
ARGHHH...u inconsiderate @$#*^%&*^%!!
if u think tat ppl are gonna admire the shit u left generously behind...u gotto be sick..

i couldnt even pee so i decided to come back later..my mood also hilang already..

but as a considerate person..i tried to flush the damn toilet..and i guess the water pressure wasnt enuff to get rid of it ALLLL at one go(there was just SOO much..dunno wat animal he ate yesterday)..but TATS it..i cannot be standing here whole day n keep flushing someone's shit...
am i nuts or what!
arghh...

enough i told myself..im getting out of this right now..

and as i came out..another guy was already waiting to get in..he went to the door and stepped back..i guess he saw the wonderful sight.
at tat moment another cubicle was free n he got in...

hang on a second..he must be thinking I left tat mess!
arghh..this is embarrasing..

n sure enough later when he was out i saw him again..n he gave me "da" look..

-__-

it wasnt me OKAY!
stop givin me tat stare..!
i myself am in the verge of puking my breakfast.

i just left the toilet..
its really not a nice sight to see in the morning..after u've just had ur breakfast.

just hope that malaysians would just try to put some effort to flush the toilet n clear up their mess once they r done wit their business.sometimes we think the educated ones wont behave like this but seems like the mentality is the same everywhere. if it can happen in a professional working environnment like this, it only tells us tat even the educated ones are missing some very basic lessons in their life.

sigh..

18 Comments:

Blogger Jyrenze said...

Oh gosh, reading all those funny blogs really must have inspired you.

HILANG MOOD TO PEE. Like that also got. Please don't describe peoples poo like its some dessert. Luckily I adi had my breakfast adi.

its one of your most funny(and disgusting) posts, haha..keepit up.

10:40 AM  
Blogger Jonquina said...

Congratulations. I've just lost my appetite. Oh, I know how it feels like to be wrongly accused too...aih, awkward situation.

10:41 AM  
Blogger YSLim said...

it remind of me a story like this

A guy enter into the lift, he smell someone farted inside.....

This lift move to the next floor, the door open......and a pretty girl walk in..

This guy feel embarrassed and say "Someone farted before i enter the lift, it wasnt me". The girl just smile and silent...

This life move to another floor, and the door open. Outside the door,a crowded of peoples waiting to enter into the lift.

This smart guy faster come out from the lift and said "DUN GO INSIDE, someone farted inside, very smelly...."

Do you get wat it means?

10:57 AM  
Blogger Jyrenze said...

Haha so bad, leave all the blame on the girl...but hey u know I encounter b4 got ppl come out of the bathroom and say to me "flush broken, cannot flush" then I greeted with a horribly dirty toilet bowl. I guess they really feel the need to explain themselves also...

11:00 AM  
Blogger ashes said...

jyrenze : heh..i cant write as good as them la.but this flush was working...all he needed was to do it a few times.so much shit how the toilet gonna swallow in one go la..he was just plain lazy..

steffi : yea..u just wish tat the next person came in after i left..

ys : haha..good one..sadly there was no one after me in the cubicle to take the blame.

11:35 AM  
Blogger Eng said...

I've encountered such incidents many many times... so whenever such thing is within site, I won't even step into it... I'll go into another cubicle or look for another toilet elsewhere..

sometimes, in life, even too considerate puts us in odd situations... like yours now...

1:23 PM  
Blogger ashes said...

lesson learnt bro..how i wish i wont c this person again..

3:49 PM  
Blogger Jyrenze said...

ASH if there was another fella behind u to blame, you would get even more of THAT LOOK from the guy outside. He would be like...what on earth 2 guys doing inside a cubicle..somemore leaving a huge pile of poop behind! Ewwww

10:49 PM  
Blogger YSLim said...

EWW...the poop with 2 persons

12:08 AM  
Blogger Eng said...

enuff alr... it ain't nice talking about shit... >_<

9:15 AM  
Blogger Jonquina said...

...Jyrenze. I think you've been...adventuring too much on the Internet. Somehow or other, I have a feeling I know what you are thinking...

10:34 AM  
Blogger ashes said...

i really kenot visualize 2 guys poo-ing on one toilet bowl..

arghhhhhh...ok i think eng is right...stop poo-ing around!

eh wats Jyrenze thinking.. i dont get it steff..

4:36 PM  
Blogger ashes said...

ok i take back my words..i DONT wanna know wat's Jyrenze thinking.

n i dont think any guy wants to know..it sounds WORST than my post!

no its nothin to do wit gay ppl

5:58 PM  
Blogger Jyrenze said...

I wasn't thinking that actually..it was Steffi...

9:10 PM  
Blogger BillyTong said...

Congratulation you have won the post of the year. This is the best funniest post u ever make.

4:45 PM  
Blogger ashes said...

haha..thanks billy..:)

8:54 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

LOL LOL & LOL

try NOT to enter to those kind of toilet. If u do plz try NOT to get noticed by someone else... hahahaha

1:27 PM  
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